Just as Monday had predicted, it’s been a bad week. I haven’t pooped since Sunday. My mass exodus of travel poo has stopped exiting my bottom. I can feel my butt as being bottom heavy. I know there’s something clogged up in there waiting to come out. I need a
poo
Bye, Kids
I am finally home from traveling and the first thing that happens after I unlock my door… mega colon bowel movement. It had been several days since I last pooped. I weighed myself before and after.. a five pounder. I love that my intestines know when I’m home and lets
Shit-a-Burger
If you’ve been keeping up with my posts, you’ll know that I’ve been taking L-carnitine and that my poops have been glorious. I usually have one massive poop a day, but sometimes I produce two mediocre dumps. A side effect of L-carnitine is a decrease in appetite. This is slightly
