My friend is a manager at a grocery store. She deals with a lot of interesting customers, but there is rarely a time when she has to kick a person out. The store restroom has two toilets. A lady came into the store to use it. One stall was already
poo
Poo Goddess
The poo gods have been kind to me this week. I’ve been pooping at least twice a day everyday. But I’m sure it has something to do with the red river goddess. Yep, it’s that time of month again when she comes to visit for a week. And it was
I like to poop
I just discovered the secret to pooping: Eat. A lot. (Duh!) I have been dieting and maintaining my weight for the past month. Result? Mega constipation. Last night I ate a five pound slab of chicken fried chicken. Result? Five pounds of glorious poo this morning. Though I don’t recommend
