I just had the worst explosive diarrhea experience ever in all my years of having explosive diarrhea. I was holding it in at my desk for a little while because I had to finish up some work. That built up the gas and packed the poo tight up against my
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More Office Bathroom Stories
Friend: So embarassing. Yesterday I went to shit, and there was someone in the next stall already. His backpack and jacket were in the corner of the stall. Anyway, I sat in the next stall to poo. First I farted. Then it was like, splash splash splash splash. Pause. Splash
Seeing Green
I made a big number two in the toilet and when I took a peek, it was all green. Bright green. I went through a list of all the foods I ate today: cereal, yogurt, fruit, peanut butter sandwich, chocolate, gummy bears, potatoes, chicken, red bell peppers.. hmm none of