I made a nice oblong poopie in the toilet. It came out smooth and rested nicely in the bowl. When I inspected it closer (because I like to study my dookies), there was a string sticking out one end of the poo log. It made my dookie look like a
poo
Bathroom Music
I’m still having my 4th of July splatters from yesterday. I had the urge to go right after lunch, so as I was walking to the bathroom, my butt leaked a few pinches of gas. They were very small amounts, but with my watery poop so close to exploding out
Poopie Foodie
Taking a big dump is always a huge satisfaction. Taking a big dump and seeing recognizable traces of food you recently ate embedded in the dump is an even bigger satisfaction and exhilarating accomplishment. Last week I ate an excessive amount of squash. Later in the day I saw pieces
