I had an accident last weekend that involved breaking my butt. I fell on it hard, and that area was so traumatized that I couldn’t poop for days. The residual pressure from the fall on my bunghole area made it feel like I had to poop 24/7, but when I
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Butt Popping Cherries
The cherries have defeated me. After I got home last night from running, my insides gurgled some more and I made it in time to the toilet to violently blast brown water out my bottom. It hit the water so hard that it splashed up my hoo-ha. Never in my
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If you are reading this, you can’t sue me for you vomiting on your computer keyboard or in your lap or anywhere. I am a squeaky clean person. When I shower, I make sure all my orifices are soaped, scrubbed, and soaked with water. This includes my bunghole. But to
