Everyone poops. You get a bowel movement, you sit and the poop usually slides, shoots, or sputters out of your butthole without incident. But when you are constipated, the poop doesn’t come out so easily. That’s where the art of pushing comes in. I call it an art because you
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Poo Poo Head
Sometimes my dog makes two poopies in the morning. Usually after the first poop, I’ll pick it up with the poop bag and hold it in my hand without turning the bag inside out as I wait for him to make his second poop. I do this so I can
Bombs Away
I started taking my multivitamins again after a 3 month hiatus. Why did I take a hiatus? Because I ran out, and I was too lazy to restock. I’ve been popping the calcium and glucosamine pills since last week, and I have not been able to poop until now. I
