IMs from a friend who clogged the toilet: Him: Dude. My toilet overflowed this morning and flooded my bathroom and then leaked through the floor into my downstairs bathroom. It’s a f’n disaster, and a nightmare for a germophobe like me. It took a few minutes for me to realize
plunger
Butt Plunger
Just as Monday had predicted, it’s been a bad week. I haven’t pooped since Sunday. My mass exodus of travel poo has stopped exiting my bottom. I can feel my butt as being bottom heavy. I know there’s something clogged up in there waiting to come out. I need a
BFF Pooter
I received this email from a friend today: So you want to hear something gross? Remember how I told you I plugged up the toilet that one night? And then Tom had to go out into the freezing cold and buy a plunger, but Walmart didn’t have one, so then
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