I was flying home with my mom on a 16 hour international flight. She sat next to me. She was sleeping, and she had a blanket over her. Then she farted. It was a silent fart, and most silent farts are deadly. But good thing you can’t smell a fart
plane fart
Fears of Flying
Sorry for the silence lately. I was on holiday, but I’m back and I’ve learned a new thing about myself. I thought I was afraid to fly because of my fear of heights and plane crashes. But after my last flight, I think I am more afraid of who I’ll
toots at 30,000 feet
hey there pooters and tooters! i took a short trip over the weekend, traveling by air. guess who i sat next to? yup, a sleeping fart machine! i sat next to the window, he sat in the middle seat, resting peacefully.. oblivious to the funk he was squirting out. why
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