If you want your farts to smell like asparagus pee, start taking Coconut Oil vitamins. I’ve been taking them for a week now, and every time I fart it smells like how my pee would smell after eating a few stalks of asparagus. Sometimes it reminds me of raw sewage.
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DooDoo Art
My friend was right. My co-workers are disgusting. I went into the bathroom today to pee. Walked in to my usual stall. Someone desecrated the toilet. Hard. There was dried pee and poop all encrusted along the inside edge of the toilet seat. How does that happen? How does one
Online Fart Chats
Me: OMG my stomach just did a growl gurgle, and it was loud. It sounded like a fart. Male Friend: Just say ‘oopsie’ in a cute voice. Me: Nah, I’ll just pretend it wasn’t me. Male Friend: The other day I stepped up to a urinal. Relaxed the various sphincter
