You know how when you’re with a group of friends and a good song comes on, so all of you sing at the top of your lungs, and then halfway through the song you blurt out the wrong lyrics while everyone else is silent, and you feel like a dumb
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Stink Bomb
I took a flight not long ago, and as usual, I peed 10 minutes before boarding time to avoid using the tiny airplane bathrooms. I had a lot of urine buildup because I hadn’t peed for a couple hours before this particular potty break. The bathroom was large and had
2 AM, Delirious, and Covered in Pee
I was on a very late flight last night. As usual, I relieved myself 10 minutes before boarding time so that I wouldn’t have to pee on the plane. Unfortunately, the plane was delayed without a definite time of departure so we were all told not to wander too far
