When I use the bathroom at home, I usually close the lid before I flush to prevent any invisible poo or pee particles from blasting out of the toilet as it flushes (I’d rather they not land on my tooth brush or on any of my towels). But sometimes I
pee
bleh
After I woke up this morning, I produced my morning pee and farted a nice long intestine-deflating fart. It was almost like a wet bean fart, but it wasn’t wet. As I looked down to wipe, I saw a big nasty bug in the toilet that I didn’t notice before
orgasmic pee
my coworker (who has not yet made an appearance on this blog) has a really good time when she uses the bathroom. i mean, reallllly good time. after she pees, she lets out a super long orgasmic sigh. the first time i heard it, i was seriously confused. wtf just
