I think I have an unhealthy fear of dirty public bathrooms. I often have reoccurring dreams where I’m not at home and need to pee very badly, so I find a public restroom. They all look about the same in my dreams.. they are dark, dingy, and dirty. In the
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Pee Pee Power
I was in the office bathroom stall when someone came in to pee. I didn’t have to peek to see who it was after I heard her pee. It was long (longer than my watermelon pees), frothy, and it hit the toilet bowl hard and angry. It was my racehorse
Watermelon overload
I ate an entire watermelon over the course of four days. Word of advice, don’t eat an entire watermelon over the course of four days. I have never been so gassy. I tried holding in as much fart as I could while at work those days, fearful that if I
