I love reading on the toilet. There is something very relaxing about it. When I sat down for my morning pee, I grabbed a book I was close to finishing. I’m not sure how much time had passed, but as I was reading the final pages, I was so relaxed
pee
Phew
I went to the bathroom to relieve my bladder, and while the stream was running, I tooted and out popped a little turd. It was small and nothing worth noting, but it was quite satisfying at the same time because it was unexpected. I’m glad I held in my fart
Surprise!
The best poops are the unexpected ones. I had no bowel movements, but when I sat down for my morning pee, an unannounced poop popped out at the same time. Double morning satisfaction! It’s going to be a great day today.
