Another case of mistaken identity. I went into the office bathroom to go #1, and as soon as I stepped in, the smell hit me. Someone diarrhea’d, and she diarrhea’d hard. The smell was almost unbearable, but I really had to pee. So I tinkled as fast as I could,
pee
Cracked Crack
My skin has been cracking and peeling due to the dry weather from the cold. I thought it only affected areas of my skin that were exposed to the cold.. hands, face, legs. Apparently not. I was at the office pushing out a big one. I was in a hurry,
Is this day over yet?
Most of my female coworkers know which stall I like to use in the office bathroom. No, not because I share potty secrets with them.. I’ve worked here long enough that they’ve seen me walk in and out of that stall during our random bio breaks. Anyway, I went to
