I was in the bathroom finishing up my pee session when a woman walked in on her cell phone. I thought she would hang up before she started her business, but she continued yapping as she peed. Her butt cheeks then opened wide and let out a massive boom of
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Double Whammy
I had a pleasant surprise this morning. I stumbled sleepily to the toilet for my morning whiz (with iPad in hand), peed and sat for a little longer while I played Words with Friends. Just as I scored a 108pt word, I shot a torpedo out my butt. The monster
Brain Fart
I had a pounding headache this morning. It felt like someone punching the inside of my skull. If I bent my head down, I could feel the blood rushing to my forehead and it’d pound even harder. I went to relieve my bladder, and as bent and sat down, my
