As soon as I put on my cute little jumper this morning before work, I knew it was a bad idea, but I wore it anyway. 11am rolls around and I need to take my morning dump. I go to my usual bathroom, but someone is in there already shitting
pee
Boo Hoo
Sigh. Call me a bathroom newb. I peed, wiped, and as I was bending over to flush the toilet (with toilet paper in my hand for protection), I flung my keys under my arm to clamp against my side (so I could keep my hands free), but my weak and
Attack of the Pubes
I know girls can be disgusting. I am disgusting and sometimes revolting, but I always clean up after myself. So I was appalled when I stepped into the office bathroom and thought I was in the men’s restroom for a split second. The stall I went into had a toilet
