I did the unthinkable today. I sat on someone else’s pee. I went to the bathroom to take a mad dump, and I lined the toilet seat with the protective paper and a few layers of toilet paper (for triple butt-protection). However, that wasn’t enough because when I sat down,
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Chipotle Poo
I ate Chipotle last night. I don’t eat there very often, so I was a little slow when deciding what I wanted in my burrito/salad/bowl/whatever else they have, but I was the only person in line so I didn’t try to rush my order. When I got to the salsa
Grandma Said Knock You Out
I had lunch with my senile 90 year old grandmother the other day. She had to use the bathroom, so I helped her up and held her hand as we walked to the ladies room. As soon as we made it to the toilet, she dropped her pants and sat
