Bad judgments were made today and last night. Mistake #1: I ate expired Easy Mac last night for dinner. This morning I had a horrendously painful dump. I knew I didn’t get all of it out and that I’d have more explosive butt outbursts later on in the day. Around
office
Bathroom Awkwardness
Ever walk into the bathroom simultaneously with someone and then you both start peeing at the same time (in different stalls, duh)? It’s a little awkward. This is something my friend messaged me: Something awkward happened at lunch. I went into a bathroom where there were two urinals really close
Heeby Jeebies
The office bathroom stall walls are set up pretty high, so you can a person’s feet as they are doing their business. I walked into the bathroom needing to take a dump. I saw a set of feet. Barefoot feet. WTF!? Why would anyone walk into a public bathroom without
