Me: OMG my stomach just did a growl gurgle, and it was loud. It sounded like a fart. Male Friend: Just say ‘oopsie’ in a cute voice. Me: Nah, I’ll just pretend it wasn’t me. Male Friend: The other day I stepped up to a urinal. Relaxed the various sphincter
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Flu Dump
My employer was offering free flu shots this morning ’til 11am. I had completely forgotten about this until about 10:45am. I started making my way to the health clinic until I had a sudden urge to poo. No sweat. I am a super speedy pooper, so I could dump and
Cloudy Stink
I went into the office bathroom to piss. Just as I opened the door, I got a huge whiff of major overwhelming poo smell. But as I continued into the bathroom towards the sinks, the smell vanished. Someone must have cut it right as they were exiting the bathroom. It
