Crap.

I wore a cute romper to work today. Unfortunately, the office decided to all go to lunch together, which was fine until I had to use the bathroom at the end of lunch. And since I was wearing a romper (a onesie without the butt break-away), I had to disrobe

accidental toot

meetings always stress me out. i don’t know if stress and toots are related, but i came out of that meeting with an enormous amount of gas bubbling inside me. after the meeting, my coworker and i walked outside back to our office. no matter how hard i clenched my