Another case of mistaken identity. I went into the office bathroom to go #1, and as soon as I stepped in, the smell hit me. Someone diarrhea’d, and she diarrhea’d hard. The smell was almost unbearable, but I really had to pee. So I tinkled as fast as I could,
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Red Alert
I finally had a bowel movement and made #2 in the office bathroom today. I had to push a little, but it came out and it was glorious. However, I made an embarrassing discovery after I did my business. There are new bright light bulbs installed in the bathroom. As
Is this day over yet?
Most of my female coworkers know which stall I like to use in the office bathroom. No, not because I share potty secrets with them.. I’ve worked here long enough that they’ve seen me walk in and out of that stall during our random bio breaks. Anyway, I went to
