Online chatting while at the office is not a good idea. I learned that this morning. I had to take a monster dump, so I was LOLing with my friend about how my bowels were all twisty and about how badly I wanted to fart and take a big badass
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“You smell like a turd”
I had some bad gas as I was walking to the office this morning. I made sure no one was behind me when I let a few rip. My boss was walking about 20 feet in front of me, so I was in the clear. But as he reached the
Sigh. Again.
I accomplished many things this morning and through the afternoon. I had meetings with clients, I chatted with coworkers around the office water cooler, I met with my boss to go over paperwork, and I walked to and from the deli to get lunch. Overall, a lot of friendly, positive
