I missed an awesome pooping opportunity, and now I have messed up my bowels. I don’t usually drink Coca Cola (I consume one can every few months, and I rarely finish an entire can), but when I do treat myself to a can of delicious fizzy syrup, it gives me
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Sneaky Nose attack
I wish there was a separate section for sinks away from the toilets at my office. I usually jog after work, and the last thing I want to do after a long, hot and steamy run is walk into the bathroom to clean myself off and inhale a waff of
FFFffart
I am still stuck at the office with another coworker. It’s late and I want to go home. I have gas. My coworker is 5 cubes down from me. I can fart– he won’t hear it. I let out a big one very, very slowly. I misjudge the size of
