I just pooped something that looked like a log covered in Spanish moss. It was a big fat log too, so good thing I pooped at work with the industrial toilets. I would have hated to use any Qtips to break it up.
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Is this week over yet?
There is a wild woman on the loose at work and she is peeing all over the bathroom floors and toilet seats. Try hovering over a toilet while your feet are weirdly positioned to avoid stepping in and sitting on urine. My thighs are not strong enough for this, but
Awkward Office Happenings
Awkward moment of the day: I walked into the bathroom to change into my running clothes and my coworker was dropping a mad stinky deuce. The smell was horrendous. I tried to change as fast as I could and make as much noise as possible so there wasn’t an uncomfortable
