Poo Log: 25 Feb 2016

Type: Mushy. Oozed out of my butt, resulting in embarrassing sputtering noises heard by coworkers in the hallway outside. Poop disintegrated on contact with toilet water. Bits of floating and sunken poo particles separated from main dung mass. Smell: VERY BAD. Where: Office bathroom (single person bathroom with sink) Time:

Sorry

Dear leftover refrigerated chicken meat, You looked delicious in the container, but when I popped the lid your stench hit me hard in the face. Why do you smell like fart? I did not microwave you, and you’ve already stunk up the office. My coworkers are angry. Please say you’re