I got my wish. I’ve been constipated for a few days, and my torn sphincter has healed– no more itchy butt. I had a bowel movement this morning after three days of no pooping, it felt like a boulder was going to exit through my bottom. I sat on the
nugget
Goat Poop
I’ve been having crazy goat poopies the last two weeks. If you’ve seen a goat poop, then you know what I’m talking about. First, I’ll push out a turd about the size of a chicken nugget. Once that cork is popped, then a ton of pellet sized poopies fall out
Poo Princess
I went on vacation last week to the happiest place on earth: Walt Disney World. It was indeed a happy and magical time. However, my travel constipation kicked in. I didn’t poop the entire week I was there. That made my time on the rides a little uncomfortable. Every bump
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