Not only did I create a massive mud pie this morning, my butt also produced a side of cream corn this afternoon. I didn’t eat any corn last night or for lunch today, but whatever came out of my butt just now looked a lot like yellow kernels swimming in
mud pies
It’s Friday.
It’s Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! Good thing about it being Friday? Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend! Bad thing about it being Friday? I haven’t pooped since Sunday! You know, the day that comes after Saturday. So no partying, partying (yeah) or fun, fun, fun, fun
