The best poops are the unexpected ones. I had no bowel movements, but when I sat down for my morning pee, an unannounced poop popped out at the same time. Double morning satisfaction! It’s going to be a great day today.
morning
Good morning!
I guess something really was plugged up my butt when I couldn’t poop for those days. Now that I’m unclogged, I’m back to my normal pooping schedule. I dropped my usual deuce this morning… it’s such a great way to start the day.
poo-crazy
what does it say about someone if all he or she can think about the rest of the day is the glorious dump he/she took that morning? how big and gurthy and long and chunky and wonderful it was … sounds like total poop obsession. is it a sickness? a
