It came. The mudslide I’ve been waiting for since last Friday has finally exited my butt. I’ve have a few mediocre turds since then, but nothing satisfactory. This morning’s poo session was glorious. At first it oozed out slowly, then it picked up the pace and started sputtering. My butt
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Steamy Winter
I love winter. There’s nothing like starting your day fresh on a cold morning watching your dog take a big, hot, steamy dump. I swear it sizzled as it hit the grass.
Frankie Says Relax
I love reading on the toilet. There is something very relaxing about it. When I sat down for my morning pee, I grabbed a book I was close to finishing. I’m not sure how much time had passed, but as I was reading the final pages, I was so relaxed
