Congratulations are in order. I had twins today. Two identical baby boys (or girls, I couldn’t really tell). They looked to be about the same size with similar lumpinesses. The first one came out this morning at 10:35am, weighing 6.7 ounces and measuring 7 glorious inches. Baby number two came
lumpy turd
we got a floater!
will the owner of a lumpy turd left in stall #3 in the ladies’ bathroom please come retrieve it or flush the toilet?!!
