I’ve already gained 3lbs with all this holiday eating, and it’s not even Christmas yet. My weight keeps fluctuating after each dump. I’ll put on a couple pounds, then take off one after each yule log exits my chimney chute. I have been extra gassy these past few days thanks
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Rip Torn Itch
I walked into the office bathroom needing to take a really bad dump. There was a woman at the sink applying her makeup. I hate an audience, but I really had to go. I waddled to the furthest stall and pooped as fast as I could. Suddenly I hear the
Treebeard
I just pooped something that looked like a log covered in Spanish moss. It was a big fat log too, so good thing I pooped at work with the industrial toilets. I would have hated to use any Qtips to break it up.
