Type: Large, girthy, solid log with very tapered, slightly curved ends. Smell: A little stinky. Not too terrible. Where: Office Bathroom (single room with toilet and sink) Time: 10 AM. Was a busy day at work, had to go earlier but held it in until my butt was about to explode.
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Saturday Log
On Saturdays I sit at my computer and do meaningless surfing. My dog woke up from a nap, and I picked him up and sat him on my lap as I browsed Amazon. I had a bowel movement, but it could wait a few minutes. I checked the clock and
Green is my favorite color
I ate kale salad yesterday, and today my poo was green. That’s all I wanted to share. No butthole tears, no ass splatters, just a nice green lumpy log that smiled back at me as I looked down to wipe. When I flushed it goodbye, it disintegrated into a million
