I went to the doctor today for my annual check up. I have been going to the same doctor for the last seven years, so she knows me pretty well. She knows that I get constipated a lot. I didn’t get a chance to tell her I couldn’t poop this
intestines
Neeeehhhh Neh Neh!
My favorite snack of late has been honey roasted walnuts. Tasty, crunchy, glazed little nuggets of sweet heaven in my mouth. I have a problem with portion control when it involves a large bag, can or jar of something delicious. Once I start eating, i can’t stop until the container
Break Up
I went out of town over the weekend, and my buddy, Travel Constipation, followed. TC hung out with me the entire time, never leaving my side (or my insides). He held on to me (everything I ate), and when I tried to push him away (or out), he refused (farted).
