There is a wild woman on the loose at work and she is peeing all over the bathroom floors and toilet seats. Try hovering over a toilet while your feet are weirdly positioned to avoid stepping in and sitting on urine. My thighs are not strong enough for this, but
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Bad Dream
I think I have an unhealthy fear of dirty public bathrooms. I often have reoccurring dreams where I’m not at home and need to pee very badly, so I find a public restroom. They all look about the same in my dreams.. they are dark, dingy, and dirty. In the
fashion dilemma
long cardigans & scarves. i love both these articles of clothing, but they totally suck when it comes to pooping and wiping.. you have hold onto the scarf so that the end of it doesn’t touch the front of the toilet bowl, and you also have to hold onto your
