Laborious Sunday

My colon must have gone back into travel mode because I had not pooped for a week. So this morning to trick it, I did the most at-home-relaxation activity I could think of: toilet reading. I grabbed the thickest book I could find and plopped my butt on the toilet

Barf bag

My pregnant friend has just dropped some frowny-face news on me. This makes me not want to have kids. Ever. She was making some brown baby boys in the toilet, and when she was done, she felt like she wasn’t really done. She wiped, but it didn’t feel clean. So

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