My poo prediction for February was correct: I have been a pooping machine. My bowels have regularly produced satisfying amounts of turds for me to admire before flushing. However, it has cursed my fiancé. He is a monster pooper when it comes to droppin’ turds, and I envy his 3-4
hemorrhoids
Anal Probe
I had my butt poked and prodded last week voluntarily, and I paid good money for it. No, no you sickos! I had a colonoscopy. The day before my surgery was hell. I had to drink two liters of the most disgusting liquid prep. It tasted like over-sweetened artificial lemon
Buttache
Is it normal to have an aching bunghole after every shit you take? Even when my poops are soft, my fartbox still hurts after I wipe. Maybe I’m wiping too hard. Or maybe I have internal hemorrhoids. It’s not so painful that I can’t sit down after I poop, and
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