You should never drink Coke right before bed time because 1) the caffeine will obviously make it hard for you to fall asleep, and 2) if you’re like me, the gassy bubbles will make loud gurgly noises while traveling all through your intestines, causing mild discomfort, but more discomforting is
gurgling
free your colon. free your mind.
i have an important meeting today with an important person, so to get ready for it, i took a huge dump. i cannot risk farting or having intestinal gurgling during the hour long meeting. how awful would that be if in the middle of our discussion i let out a
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