I was at my boyfriend’s place eating dinner and watching TV. We had ice cream for dessert. My inability to digest lactose had my intestines gurgling and filling up with gas. I didn’t want to fart next to him because I knew it would be stinky (I’m a really nice
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Adventures in the Mens’ Bathroom
Before you think of anything dirty– No, I was not in the men’s bathroom. But my guy friend was. This is his story: I just went and shat. The guy next to me had the most horrible gurgling diarrhea ever. The sound was like if you had some kind of
Fart Girl
It was a great start to the new year at the office yesterday. I had a yogurt for breakfast followed by a couple multi-vitamins. I’m not sure which of the two did it, but I had the worst diarrhea gurgling all morning after breakfast. It was LOUD. So loud that
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