I ate kale salad yesterday, and today my poo was green. That’s all I wanted to share. No butthole tears, no ass splatters, just a nice green lumpy log that smiled back at me as I looked down to wipe. When I flushed it goodbye, it disintegrated into a million
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Seeing Green
I made a big number two in the toilet and when I took a peek, it was all green. Bright green. I went through a list of all the foods I ate today: cereal, yogurt, fruit, peanut butter sandwich, chocolate, gummy bears, potatoes, chicken, red bell peppers.. hmm none of
Choppin’ Broccoli with my Butt
You really are what you eat. I ate Lucky Charms, and like the last time I had it and pooped the next day, my turd was green. But before I ate the Lucky Charms, I had a bowl of broccoli and vegetable dip. So my poo was not only tinted
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