My friend was traveling by bus from NYC to DC. He’s a bigger germaphobe than I am when it comes to public restrooms, and I think it’s quite silly. I imagine if he had to squat or sit on a public toilet to urinate like I do, he’d probably start
germs
Fecal Floaties
As disgusting as I am (read yesterday’s post for reference), I am a huge germaphobe. Walking into a public bathroom makes me feel dirty because you’re basically breathing in dissipated farts. As soon as I pass the threshold from the outside of the bathroom to the entrance, it’s like I’m
Germaphobe
When I use the office bathroom at work, I place my keys on top of the toilet paper dispenser. I did that today, and as I was hovering while peeing I looked at my keys and noticed they were sitting on a pile of pubes. Pubes that were pulled out
