I had a pounding headache this morning. It felt like someone punching the inside of my skull. If I bent my head down, I could feel the blood rushing to my forehead and it’d pound even harder. I went to relieve my bladder, and as bent and sat down, my
gas
Hearts n Farts
Flying gives me a ton of gas. I was on a 16 hour flight a while ago with my cousin; 16 hours of toots accumulating inside me– I didn’t dare fart on the flight because you can smell a fart on a plane. After deplaning, so much gas was shooting
My butt screamed ice cream
I was at a dinner party last night. After the meal, the host served ice cream. I am lactose intolerant so it was obvious that I should have declined dessert. But who can say no to ice cream?! Not me!!!! I had three scoops. It was three scoops too many.
