I bought a big bag of ranch Corn Nuts and started eating them at my desk. I didn’t want to get ranch flavoring on my fingers, so I used a spoon. Bad idea. Each spoonful contained about six pieces of Corn Nuts. Before I knew it, I was scooping the
gas
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I am still stuck at the office with another coworker. It’s late and I want to go home. I have gas. My coworker is 5 cubes down from me. I can fart– he won’t hear it. I let out a big one very, very slowly. I misjudge the size of
“You smell like a turd”
I had some bad gas as I was walking to the office this morning. I made sure no one was behind me when I let a few rip. My boss was walking about 20 feet in front of me, so I was in the clear. But as he reached the
