My mom and I were out shopping and we both needed to tinkle. We found the women’s restroom in the back of the place. There were two male security guards sitting outside of the bathroom. The main door to the bathroom was propped open, but the inside was not in
gas
Git OUT of my Belly!
I gorged myself on creamy, rich foods today. I had a heavy cream of mushroom sauced entrée for lunch, and I had a heavy creamed alfredo pasta dish for dinner. Both meals were followed by gobs of runny, melty, thick chocolatey chocolate. By the end of the day, my stomach
Fart Fwd
My mom sends me junk email forwards like it’s her job. Most of them are useless, but today’s Fwd actually made me laugh. Thanks, mom. I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed
