Oops I did it again. I let out a big wet voluminous fart in the office thinking I was the only one here at 7pm. After I ripped that one, I peeked around my wall to check if anyone was present. Yes. There are people still at the office. I
gas
Poop Oop
I am having some major farty-noisy internal gas gurgles right now, and all I can think about is pooping. But I have a deadline I have to make, so no going to the potty just yet. I was writing the description of my project for my client, and instead of
Mega Fart
I ate a Fiber One bar after lunch, and it gave me painful amounts of gas. I had just dumped at 11am this morning, so I knew if I farted it wouldn’t be stinky. But I didn’t want to take any chances, so I went to the bathroom. I dropped
