As I was walking back to my office, I was about to pass someone who was sitting at a computer. He had his leg bent and propped up against himself on his chair. I glanced at him, and he darted his eyes back at me. As soon as I passed
gas
Watermelon overload
I ate an entire watermelon over the course of four days. Word of advice, don’t eat an entire watermelon over the course of four days. I have never been so gassy. I tried holding in as much fart as I could while at work those days, fearful that if I
rump shaker
i had a milkshake over the weekend. i am not lactose intolerant, but that milkshake really shook up my bowels. my megacolon produced hot and steamy gas that smelled a lot like rotten eggs. and yep, the smell seeped into my cotton padded chair and trapped my fart molecules in
