Seems like my nightmares of late have come true. I had to pee so badly yesterday. I couldn’t hold it any longer, so I was forced to use the public restroom… at WALMART of all places. The bathroom was just how I pictured it: dirty, smelly, toilet paper all over
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Always Use Protection
Today’s AIM chat: Friend: Shit, I have to piss so bad brb. 10 minutes later… Me: Did you do both? Friend: I did. It was horrible though. I went in there and both stalls were occupied, so I came back and clenched my orifices for a few minutes and went
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Friend: So embarassing. Yesterday I went to shit, and there was someone in the next stall already. His backpack and jacket were in the corner of the stall. Anyway, I sat in the next stall to poo. First I farted. Then it was like, splash splash splash splash. Pause. Splash
