As soon as I put on my cute little jumper this morning before work, I knew it was a bad idea, but I wore it anyway. 11am rolls around and I need to take my morning dump. I go to my usual bathroom, but someone is in there already shitting
flush
Toilet Rarr!
I love taking dumps at work (in the bathroom, not in my office). This is strange considering my public bathroom phobia. The cleaning lady usually finishes scrubbing down the toilets around 11am, and that is my favorite time to poop because the seats are polished and there is no crusty
Boo Hoo
Sigh. Call me a bathroom newb. I peed, wiped, and as I was bending over to flush the toilet (with toilet paper in my hand for protection), I flung my keys under my arm to clamp against my side (so I could keep my hands free), but my weak and
