After two and a half weeks of goat poopies, I am finally passing normal turds. I watched Dr. Oz the other day, and he was saying how your dumps should be in an S-shape in the toilet. He must have really long turds. Mine are usually long enough to make
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Strong Poop
I made a lengthy log in the toilet this morning. It was about 12 inches, and the back edge sat on top of the drain hole with the tip an inch away from the mouth of the hole, while the other end of the log curved like a banana towards
Toilet Munchies
You know you love poop when looking at it (real or fake) makes you hungry. I feel like eating a hot dog right now. http://gizmodo.com/5905643/people-test-toilets-using-fake-poop
