My fiance likes to sleep on top of the covers. I often get cold at night, so I like to sleep under the covers. He couldn’t fall asleep last night so he started bothering me by kicking off the sheets and annoying me. I kept pulling the sheets back over
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Sharts
My friend told me he sharted in his sleep. At first I thought maybe he just let out a small turd in his undies, but turns out it was a little bigger than that. He was asleep and he farted, then he felt something wet. That woke him up. What
The Gym
I was at the gym on Sunday. It’s usually pretty crowded on the weekends, and I had a spot on the TRX. There was a guy behind me doing some intense ab workouts on the floor. Halfway through my exercise I hear the loudest, bubbliest, wettest anal anthem behind me.
