Growing old is no fun. Yesterday I bent over and farted. I didn’t know I was going to fart. It just happened, and I didn’t have enough reaction time or sphincter strength to keep my butt from honking. I would not have thought twice about this if it happened at
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I Doo
It had been two days since I pooped. It was early Friday and I didn’t have my bowel movement yet, but I knew I’d poop sometime that day because I was feeling bottom heavy. I had a wedding dress appointment around the time I usually take my morning dump. If
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My fiancé is a pro at throwing farts, and he is extremely proud of this skill. The first time I saw him catch a fart, I thought he was picking his butt. I looked at him with disgust and called him out. He coyly smiled and then immediately put his
